Smoke at engineers kitchen ;neighbors mistakes it as fire accident and calls fire force

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Smoke at engineers kitchen ;neighbors mistakes it as fire accident and calls fire force-MAVERICK TIMES report

September 1 2013                                                                                                              by dk

CHENNAI:The day started with a spell of frantic activity as neighbors mistook kitchen smoke as fire accident. The embarrassing incident happened at 9:00 AM, in a house at seva nagar second street, a street abutting IIT M campus, occupied by a bunch of students from NIT Trichy . The neighbors, usually tacit and unconcerned where excited and exhilarated expecting some tragic mishaps, however, were  let down when they learned it was a mere kitchen smoke.

                    “It was a casual Sunday morning and everything was as usual. I have been residing here for more than three years, but never witnessed a tragedy, mishap or not even petty skirmish to satisfy our sadistic pleasure. But, all of a sudden something extraordinary was happening, smokes were coming out and the whole scene was like hell. Knowing the tenants are engineering students we never suspected a kitchen fire at 9.00 am, because this is an unearthly hour for them and they will be in deep slumber. So we informed fire force.” Reit, an IT company employee told to MAVERICK TIMES. “The incident was a great relief considering our stressful IT life”. He added

                   Mystery enveloped the entire incident and none of the students were available for comments. However, MAVERICK TIMES persisted and contacted one the occupant over the phone. The occupant who ain’t wanted to reveal his identity gave some categorical information.

 According to him, one of their friends, nicknamed THIN (the guy is fat in real .actual name not revealed) was making some desperate attempt to make breakfast. Usually itinerant, who never visits abode, was showing some bizarre and puzzling behavioral pattern.

 “For the past few days he was visiting home, sleeping before midnight and he even started eating homemade food. We never expected him to make an effort to cook. But we are happy that he got an inkling to cook which we can utilize in subsequent days.We are expecting more from him!!!!(?????)”.He added. 

  It is also reported that THIN was on a shopping spree and purchased branded underwear (which he ws wearing when incident occured)for whopping  amount which subsequently made him bankrupt and was starving for days.

 According to experts, the starving might have made him lose some fat the consequence of which was not being able to wear the underwear which he bought for exorbitant price
”The ramifications of such incidents is devastating and he might have developed mental agony which subsequently led to delirium which eventually lead him to cook of his own” .Mr .M A.,Dept of psychology,T-TIN opined.

              However, when contacted THIN on the same, he spoke indistinctly.”If u cook, they cook I cook also”. 

           MAVERICK TIMES, with the help of experts are trying to decipher this abstract statement.!!!