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Smoke at engineers kitchen ;neighbors mistakes it as fire accident and calls fire force-MAVERICK TIMES report
September 1 2013 by dk
CHENNAI:The day started with a spell of frantic
activity as neighbors mistook kitchen smoke as fire accident. The embarrassing
incident happened at 9:00 AM, in a house at seva nagar second street, a street
abutting IIT M campus, occupied by a bunch of students from NIT Trichy . The
neighbors, usually tacit and unconcerned where excited and exhilarated
expecting some tragic mishaps, however, were let down when they learned
it was a mere kitchen smoke.
“It was a casual Sunday morning and everything was as usual. I have been
residing here for more than three years, but never witnessed a tragedy, mishap
or not even petty skirmish to satisfy our sadistic pleasure. But, all of a
sudden something extraordinary was happening, smokes were coming out and the
whole scene was like hell. Knowing the tenants are engineering students we
never suspected a kitchen fire at 9.00 am, because this is an unearthly hour
for them and they will be in deep slumber. So we informed fire force.” Reit, an
IT company employee told to MAVERICK TIMES. “The incident was a great relief
considering our stressful IT life”. He added
Mystery enveloped the entire incident and none of the students were
available for comments. However, MAVERICK TIMES persisted and contacted one the
occupant over the phone. The occupant who ain’t wanted to reveal his identity
gave some categorical information.
According to him, one of their friends, nicknamed THIN (the guy is fat
in real .actual name not revealed) was making some desperate attempt to make
breakfast. Usually itinerant, who never visits abode, was showing some bizarre
and puzzling behavioral pattern.
“For the past few days he was visiting home, sleeping before
midnight and he even started eating homemade food. We never expected him to
make an effort to cook. But we are happy that he got an inkling to cook which
we can utilize in subsequent days.We are expecting more from him!!!!(?????)”.He
added.
It is also reported that THIN was
on a shopping spree and purchased branded underwear (which he ws wearing when
incident occured)for whopping amount which subsequently made him bankrupt
and was starving for days.
According to experts, the starving might have made him lose some fat the
consequence of which was not being able to wear the underwear which he bought
for exorbitant price
”The
ramifications of such incidents is devastating and he might have developed
mental agony which subsequently led to delirium which eventually lead him to
cook of his own” .Mr .M A.,Dept of psychology,T-TIN opined.
However, when contacted THIN on
the same, he spoke indistinctly.”If u cook, they cook I cook also”.
MAVERICK TIMES, with the help of
experts are trying to decipher this abstract statement.!!!
